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You're feeling the Fever!


ASDA Fever - a condition of contagious enthusiasm and love for ASDA

Symptoms - Characterized by completion of one’s ASDA duties because he or she loves the work completely, reading the ASDA blog into the wee hours of the night, possible high body temperature, constant brainstorming for possible ASDA events, volunteering to set up and take down at ASDA events, attendance to every ASDA event possible, may be accompanied by a fast pulse rate and a slight obsession with all things ASDA.

Recommended Treatment – More involvement in ASDA!

Prognosis – Incurable

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